EVERYBODY SHOULD BE WEARING A HAT

It's not necessary for everybody to wear a hat.  Some people look good wearing a hat.  Some people doesn't look good wearing a hat.  Some people where a baseball cap.  Some people wear a fedora.  Some people wear a cowboy hat.  Some people wear a bowler hat.  Some people where a sombrero.  Some people wear a beanie.  Some people where a hat that has an airplane propeller on top.  Some people wear a hat that has six beer can holders on top.  Some people where a ski cap.  Fiona Apple loves to wear a hat.  Fiona Apple's hat looks like an octopus.  If you want to wear an octopus hat just like Fiona Apple, I'm sure Fiona can tell you where she purchased such a hat.  So lets all celebrate the invention of the hat by wearing a hat today.